This is your brain on depression.

Cautionary Husband: …and she’s getting married in New Delhi.
Me: The country in India?
CH: Um, it’s a CITY in India.  What do you think India is, a continent?
Me: Oh, you know, a region.  Like the Middle East?

Me: Do you think [Cautionary Dog] is happy?
CH: Yeah, look at him.  He’s just chillin’.  He’s fine.
Me: But since [big] dogs live eight years for our every one, don’t you think that he should be, like, eight times happier than we are in a given second?
CH: Well, he’s chillin’ eight seconds for every one second.
Me: It’s eight years for every one.  Does it work that way for seconds too?

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